Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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