I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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