? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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