bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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