i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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