People in love make me want to vomit
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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