thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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