do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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