that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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