Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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