So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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