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She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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