I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She has the best kind of daddy issues
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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