I am puke
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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