i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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