He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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