Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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