I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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