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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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