whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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