He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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