you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
where are you?
Hypothermia
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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