Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Randomize
