who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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