Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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