2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
please come you make the beer taste better
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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