O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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