new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
