You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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