According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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