i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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