Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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