You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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