you win again, gameday.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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