We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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