I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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