Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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