love makes seman taste better
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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