I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Randomize
