we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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