I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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