I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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