I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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