That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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