are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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