so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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