I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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