playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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