Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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