OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I don't think brook has ever known best
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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