no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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