at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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