just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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