i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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