Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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